30 of the Best Ted Lasso Quotes

  • I had an absolute peach of a Sunday
  • You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? Got a ten-second memory. Be a goldfish, Sam.
  • I think that’s what it is all about. Embracing change
  • I believe in hope. I believe in believe
  • Seems like a smurf with an attitude would be a lot of fun to watch
  • I think if you care about someone and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothin you can’t get through together
  • I like the way this makes me feel
  • Be curious. Not judgmental.
  • Don’t let the wisdom of age be wasted in you
  • Tea and I are still on a lifelong hiatus
  • May the force be with you
  • Pressure makes pearls
  • Rule 1: even though it’s called girl talk sometimes it needs to be more like girl listen
  • Don’t you dare settle for fine
  • She’s really more than meets the eye
  • That’s a real roller coaster there. Glad I was tall enough to go along on that ride
  • Wow. Old people are so wise. Like tall yodas
  • God bless me, everyone
  • You complete our team
  • My relationship is the oxygen that gives me life
  • yeah, well, I don’t quit things
  • Colin, you paint too. But your work doesn’t hang at museums. Well, you’re like a painting at a Holiday Inn, you know? You don’t inspire, you don’t move people. You’re there. You cover a bloodstain. You do the job. So. Do the job.
  • I can’t be your mentor without occasionally being your tormentor
  • I tell you I love this country
  • This year, kindness makes a comeback
  • Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn’t it? If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong
  • Coach, I got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore
  • If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, can’t wait to unpack that with you later
  • I do love a locker room. It smells like potential
  • As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get


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